So my roommate got two emails from a friend - the first, asserting that ... well, take a look:
Barack Obama certainly is no Hitler or a Billy Graham, but for many Americans riding on the Obama Tidal Wave it is just like a surfer who might be ecstatic and euphoric while riding a tidal wave, but the reality of the ride is what happens when it hits shore.
The other asserted that the UK was no longer teaching the Holocaust in school because they were afraid to offend Muslims. So here was my response:
I was going to spend a lot of time attacking the mindset of the person who would write this garbage or forward it, but I'll try to stay on point:
Whoever wrote this email about the Holocaust in the UK is a big, fat liar. You should not believe what they say. And if you do believe it, you need to ask youself why you did, because it took me about 15 seconds of Googling to find the truth. It's an e-mail. It offers not one bit of demonstrable proof of its assertions - and oh, would you look at this!
The Historical Association is disturbed to learn that false and misleading claims about the teaching of the Holocaust are being made on the internet to the effect that English schools are being discouraged from teaching about the Holocaust in case it might offend Muslim pupils or their parents. These claims appear to have their origin in a serious misreading of the Association's 2007 report on the teaching of emotive and controversial issues in history (TEACH).
These claims are not true.
The T.E.A.C.H. ReportGolly, you mean the email was WRONG? Could it be that it was written by someone with an agenda, who doesn't really care about the truth? Perish the thought!
But we all know what this is about, right? I mean, there's only one "Muslim" candidate, right? And this bullshit email arrived right after that email comparing Barack Obama to Adolf HItler (oh, but we're not trying to create a negative association or anything). So let's get down to brass tacks.
Many right-wing tinfoil-hat-wearing conspiracy nuts still believe that Barack Obama is a Muslim. But, of course, this lie is told not to make you think Obama's religious beliefs are somewhat different than many of your own - it's to remind you that MOOSLIMS ARE TEH TERORISTS OMG!!1!!!11!
Except, of course, for Timothy McVeigh. And Eric Rudolph. And Ted Kaczynski. And James Kopp. (Google them if you're not sure who they are.)
But here are my questions for the "Obama-is-a-Muslim-I'm-so-scared" crowd.
1) Assume for a moment that Obama, is, in fact, a Muslim, even though the entire national media, outlets both left- and right-wing, have spent months digging into this story and still couldn't prove it. Do you believe that he is secretly plotting to ... well, what? Hand over the nuclear launch codes to Ahmadinejad? Declare Christianity illegal? Force you to wear a daishiki?
2) Really?
3) I mean, REALLY?
OK. If you actually believe that, there's probably not much I can do to convince you. There's probably not much I can do to convince you that the Earth revolves around the Sun and not the other way around, either, but, you know, enjoy the new "Left Behind" novel.
But for the rest of you - the ones who perhaps don't subscribe to the John Birch Society newsletter, and who might consider themselves moderate to conservative even though you might also think that people like Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity and the people who write these crazy emails are, well, dicks:
I'm not going to spend a lot of time trying to convince you to vote for Obama. If you want to vote for McCain because you think Obama is inexperienced, or you support McCain's health plan, or Republicans make you feel safer on national security, then do that. Seriously. I mean, hey, if you're open to a legitimate debate or an attempt at persuasion, email me and I'll try to convince you otherwise, using rational arguments and actual evidence to support my claims. But otherwise, like the man said, ain't that America.
But don't do it because you believed some crazy claim you saw in an email. It's a big Internet out there. There is more information at your fingertips than was contained in all the libraries of the world a century ago. When you get that email telling you that Obama is some kind of Manchurian Candidate, and it seems crazy, well, that's probably because it is. Resources like snopes.com are just a click away. Use them. Use reputable news sources (which, for you conservatives and Republicans, can include outlets like the Wall Street Journal and Investor's Business Daily if you are inclined to believe much of the media is biased leftward). But don't let your vote be motivated by ignorance and fear. None of us really wants to live in America governed by those emotions, do they? That's kind of why so many people are fed up with the Bush administration right now, isn't it?
This election will be over in 9 days. But there'll be another one in two years. And another in four. And on and on. And there are lot of important policy decisions that need to be made by responsible grownups - meaning you and I, as the voters, and the people we elect. There is too much at stake for you to be basing your decision on the Internet equivalent of a racial slur drawn on a bathroom wall. You deserve better. I deserve better. America deserves better.
Quoted text follows:
It is a matter of history that when Supreme Commander of the Allied Forces, General Dwight Eisenhower, found the victims of the death camps he ordered all possible photographs to be taken, and for the German people from surrounding villages to be ushered through the camps and even made to bury the dead.
He did this because he said in words to this effect:
'Get it all on record now - get the films - get the witnesses -because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened'
This week, the UK removed The Holocaust from its school curriculum because it¢ offended' the Muslim population which claims it never occurred. This is a frightening portent of the fear that is gripping the world and how easily each country is giving into it.
It is now more than 60 years after the Second World War in Europe ended. This e-mail is being sent as a memorial chain, in memory of the, 6 million Jews, 20 million Russians, 10 million Christians and 1,900 Catholic priests.
Who were 'murdered, raped, burned, starved, beat, experimented on and humiliated' while the German people looked the other way!
Now, more than ever, with Iran , among others, claiming the Holocaust to be 'a myth,' it is imperative to make sure the world never forgets.
This e-mail is intended to reach 400 million people! Be a link in the memorial chain and help distribute this around the world.
How many years will it be before the attack on the World Trade Center ,
'NEVER HAPPENED'